The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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