oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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