You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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