: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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