i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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