Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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