Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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