Porn is love you can see.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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