I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This is classic penis vs brain.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
