He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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