How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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