beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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