Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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