I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
