have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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