We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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