She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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