i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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