WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I supernannyed him into submission
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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