Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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