you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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