we're blogging at a bar
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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