before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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