So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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