i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
You did what with his pubic hair?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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