We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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