Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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