Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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