...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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