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say what?
wanna hang out?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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