Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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