Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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