My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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