clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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