I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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