first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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