Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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