I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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