But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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