Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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