If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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