You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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