their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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