But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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