I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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