HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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