Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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