and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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