Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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