so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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