is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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