You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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