He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
