i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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