he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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