i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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