"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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