i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think my moral compass just broke
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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