Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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